Rule # 2

Again, plenty of rules could fall into the number two slot. But we're focused on ease of use at this point, because who needs to worry about body odor or personal space if you can't actually access the train or bus, right? Right. So without further ado, Muni rule number 2 is:

2. Step away from the door when people are exiting.

That means you GET OFF THE FUCKING BUS (or train) if you are standing in the door! Get out of the way, a-hole! Yes, even you, skinny dude standing sideways. Please. As if it's so inconvenient. Think about it this way- you get out of the way, people can exit in a timely manner, you get back on, and the bus or train departs that much faster. And why do you want to be in the way anyway? Are you getting off on people rubbing up on you? Gross. Move, buster.