You know what's worse than waiting for 25 minutes before your bus or train arrives and then having to squeeze into said vehicle along with the other 39530984503948 suckers waiting for transport, knowing that you are bound to get stuck in rush hour traffic if you are above ground or in the tunnel for an interminable wait due to some sort of inexplicable delay if you are below ground? Squeezing onto the vehicle and getting slammed into the knees of the lucky stiffs who managed to get a seat because the jerk behind you is taking up more than half of the aisle space.
10. Stand on your side of the aisle.
That means- don't grab the handlebar and then angle your ass so that it hangs into the other half of the fucking aisle. Or plant your feet waaaaaaaaaay over towards the seats on the opposite side. Unless there is a major obstacle preventing you from standing on one side of the aisle- DO IT. I should not be pressed up into the people in front of me just because you feel like having a little breathing space on your side, jerk. It's not all about you!
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